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We’re down to a couple weeks

The teen was clean at least... Not sure how this will address his fear of taking the test in the future though.

If I could just stop having migraines that waste an entire day, that'd be great

In 2005 I spent 4 days at the Houston Zoo working on a project (really). We worked from closing ‘till daylight. I had long talks with Mr. Pickles, he told me he had no interest in the ladies. He was just shy, that scamp.

I have been listening to a lot of podcasts lately.

Hank Hill.

The generation of having them for every holiday and occasion.

possessive is only fun in grammar and handcuffs

If you're disappointed on this no-arrest-Tuesday

My wife was commenting on the croaking frogs and I replied, falling asleep:

Who's holding their breath?

The day is still young ....please don't lie to me again...

Another false promise from POTUS #45

This is so true

I swap them around when nobody is looking

Every time the drive thru line splits and I have to choose the shorter wait

I sometimes let the silly, mostly harmless intrusive thoughts win.

Oh fuck

Reddit has really taken the bait on this one

The joys of having a high-mileage car!

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