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My roommate told me she was sad that the guy who played God in Bruce Almighty died. She was referring to Nelson Mandela.
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You’re the father!
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Today I presented the idea of open relationships to my girlfriend.
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Most will understand.I went to my girlfriend's house and the shower drain clogged when I was in the shower and,withought thinking,stuck my fingers to see what was clogging the drain.
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What I feel the bread says when I make a sandwich with the end pieces
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How I feel waking up from a drunk nap...
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No Health Insurance? 💀
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When I bring home a stomach bug from the gym instead of my daughter bringing it home from daycare.
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The Uploader Has Not Made This Video Available In Your Country.
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Whenever someone comments on one of my many unsuccessful posts.
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Overly attached girlfriend
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"we spared no expense"
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Russians
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This is happening more the older I get
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You exist, then faster than your brain can perceive it, you don't
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Since July is just around the corner
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This morning my mother commented that the Russian coup was "the first time a private company has ever tried to take over an entire country"
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If Wagner were to succeed in overthrowing Putin
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Cable news this morning
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