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Phone call from my dad
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Those zoo employees lied to me!
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So my 10 year old daughter was trying to ask if she was a “daddy’s girl” and said this instead
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Dog treats, cheese curds, 1/4-20 screws, cough drops, grapes, Hello Fresh, Lightning charging cables, and a hat in the last 2 weeks alone. All ended up needing scissors or teeth. About a third could never seal again.
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SXSW in Austin really ain't the same anymore
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The Accuracy...
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Revenge poops are the best kind of poops
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Wish it weren't the truth
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Try to be less of a deadbeat
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Getting older
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Trying to read comics in the newspaper
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Every time I start exercising and lose a few pounds
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I’m looking at you Chipotle
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Look out! It’s a Drag Queen with a gun!
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Evil can be as mundane as checking off every R on the ballot
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Let's make it crash again!
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Sorry, admins.
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English is read from right to left
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When one of my friends on instagram say they're going to start unfollowing people
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It doesn't matter how many times I watch it. That dog episode of Futurama gets me every time. . .
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