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Quietly before anyone woke up
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Been on heavy pain meds for over a month. Had a major spinal surgery two weeks ago. Massive success sitting on the commode today
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Score!
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Some days are just a solid win
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The Republicans are desperately trying to buy votes with the convicted felon's promises to eliminate taxes on tips, most of which paid in cash are already not reported...
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I also keep a container of plastic straws in case a place gives me paper straws with my drink
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Not just the rocket flood either
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Happy Father's Day
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Ukraine got some bangers
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Hey friends, hope you all have a lovely day, that thing you need to do, you'll do great. Your outfit looks fantastic and your hair is even better.
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I just went out to eat at a restaurant the last time...
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Me reading Of Mice and Men after just finishing War and Peace.
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Waving is a terrible form of human interaction
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Watergate. Presidential blow jobs. Insurrection. Sexual assault finding. Illegal gun purchases.
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Ya dude, how about that new Star Wars show?
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Recently downloaded the delta app for my iPhone and discovered the wonderful world of emulation and rom hacks. Some of them feel like new games.
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it's like you're saying it with an accent haha
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Next you’re going to tell me I wouldn’t be wet if I didn’t jump in the pool
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Secret recordings used to matter
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Now it just means "here's the description of my TikTok video"
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